Corny Jokes - the more the merrier
Jun 3, 2024 at 1:42 PM Post #1,276 of 1,276
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"


I asked the waitress for a quickie and got a slap.

The woman at the next table told me it's pronounced quiche.
 

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